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Turn heads and spark laughs with this outrageous graphic tee featuring a sassy cow and the bold quote: “Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?” Unapologetically rude and hilariously true — perfect for anyone who loves savage humor with a farm flair.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape beautifully.
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ethically produced cotton ensures sustainability and quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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